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Birdman Randall
Only words that came with this photo were “bird food.”

Randall….

By the way, if you are lookin for your first ink, or maybe your 4th, go to
Divine Machine to get it done. Ask for Randall or pick from the other
talented guys and cyborgs girls that work there. You’ll get a custom piece,
no flash, all handrawn art. And if you want a tattoo gone, well they can
laser you as well. Check em out at the corner of Allen and Elmwood next to
Jims Steakout. #snap

FlashBack: the end of the teens.
This is what I looked like on the brink of adulthood. Nineteen, no
clue what was really going on, but I was doing it the best I could.
The dork belt was my absolute favorite thing ever, and I was deep into
the “skater look.” I still lived in Bradford at the time, and was
feeling out the Southern Tier for a place to make my mark. I think
these were taken in Fredonia/Jamestown, which i quickly realized
wasn’t much of an upgrade from Bradford. Wanna know what really made
me move to Buffalo? The food. Seriously. #snap

VideyoSnap! - Huw and the Ants
We came across my dear friend Huw at the Hippie House, pert near drunk, and
what I thought had happened was he had fallen on the stoop. Nope, he was
merely inspecting the toils and “crowdsourcing” of the common ant. Never a
dull moment at the Hippie House (AKA the Wondermoth, the finest little big
co-op on North and Elmwood) #snap

Hot Bear du Jour: Towney Cub
This cub had a cute little pushed in face… but when he stood up, the lack
of any distinguishable bulge in his shorts was very dissapointing. #snap

VideyoSnap! - Tree Rats and Chipmunks [Redux]
(Apparently the first upload didn’t work)

I always thought chipmunk to be the most skittish of the forest dwellers…
but if you throw enough sunflower seed… they’ll come around. #snap

VideyoSnap! - Beards, Balls, and Lighthouses.
Randall stopped by the club. And gave me a number of phrases to put on the
screen. Here they are (verbatim):

“I am in love with Seahorses… Because they are adorable and cute”

“ASS CUNT BEARD BALLS”

“Lighthouses Rule. If you don’t like Lighthouses Fuck You”

“Sand drinking outta cups…I.stupid bitch>”

I love Randall. #snap

Food Pr0n - Torched Salmon [Kuni’s]
My God. Jews wouldn’t be so grumpy if they ate their salmon like this.
Strips of thin sliced sashimi, arranged and covered in sesame oil and
Hawaiian spices… then toasted ala blowtorch. The result is a rich and
buttery texture, with a salted finish. Simply amazing.
Jay and I picked this up as an appetizer for $10 at Kuni’s, the only place in Buffalo to eat good
sushi. 226 Lexington Ave. #snap

Hot Bear du Jour: Double Threat
Don’t know who these two tattooed meatheads are, but I’ve seen those thighs
before. I think in a forest somewhere, those tree trunks are massive. The
boys are cute too, even if they be a little hipped out. #snap

BuffaView: Delaware and Huron
An old parking ramp collapsed this afternnon with someone stuck in it. Right
now emergency responders are trying to enter in through the chimeney for a
rescue attempt. #snap

LOLskylar: I Haz a Lemin..
Skylar sure does love his catnip toys… but he can shred them in a
heartbeat. I’ve found that the best ones come from Omar over at Animal
Outfitters, on Elmwood and Bryant. The ones he sells are made of sturdy
material and filled with the most potent catnip. #snap.